Total Medals Earned: 77 (From 18 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,255 Points
Medals Earned: 5/45 (25/1,440 points)
Build the Storehouse.
Defeat a Boar.
Build the Smelter.
Build the Farm.
Build the Hut.
Add an Orchard to the Farm.
Build a structure with a Blueprint.
Get the Backpack.
Build the Market.
Build the Kitchen.
Build the Workshop.
Build the Power Plant.
Defeat a Wyrm.
Catch an Electric Eel.
Build the Dock.
Build the Laboratory.
Activate the Forge.
Now what do I do with it?
Build the Elevator.
Buy a Super Pack.
Build the Factory.
Build the Wyrm Pen.
Add a Pen to the Farm.
Cook a Pizza.
Defeat a Golem.
Mine a Diamond.
Defeat a Diode Wolf.
Activate the Synthesizer.
Read all the Logs.
Chop down a Purple Tree.
Install a full set of Cyborg gear.
Obtain a full set of dragon equipment.
Fly on a Dragon.
Capture a spirit of every element.
Hatch a Dragon from a Cocoon.
Solve the Bandit problem.
Upgrade your character with 500 or more Skill Points.
Defeat the Wyrm Queen.
Build a Boat.
Defeat the Old One.
Successfully Confront the Mirrows.
Defeat the Golemech.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/30 (30/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 2/20 (15/495 points)
Cast your first spell
Get smacked by the kitty
Get any spell to level 5
Break through 50 obstacles
Travel backwards at least 500 feet in one run
Travel 5000 meters
Reach the stars
Bounce chicken 1000 times on the ground
Get 30000 experience from creatures
Get 600 experience from creatures in one run
Break through 5 obstacles in one run.
Get to wizard level 10
Travel 50,000 meters
Get any spell to level 10
Bounce chicken on ground at least 20 times in one run
Get to wizard level 20
Level all spells at least once
Travel 500,000 meters
Get any spell to level 15
Cast a power level 50 spell
Medals Earned: 3/7 (105/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
Break out the legal way.
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (20/50 points)
+1 to being progressive!
Got a Pizza dat ass! Get it?
First you get the money...
A brave trooper in the war against sexism.
Let's Go!
Medals Earned: 2/10 (20/235 points)
Last for one minute on Endless Stairs
We don't put up with author self-inserts around here!
Click a link on the music credits
Complete the game on Easy difficulty
Take damage from the first two obstacles in a level, then complete the level with one health
Complete the game on Normal difficulty
Last for five minutes on Endless Stairs
Complete the game on Normal difficulty without taking damage
Last for ten minutes on Endless Stairs
Medals Earned: 14/18 (205/385 points)
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
You found some poo!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Get to the party!
Wrong game, jackass!
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Lose in every way possible.
Medals Earned: 4/7 (65/220 points)
Clear the first 5 levels!
Clear levels 5-10!
Clear Levels 15-20!
Clear levels 10-15!
Check out the Credits Page!
Clear levels 20-25
Clear every level!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (125/375 points)
Relax at the sauna
Got rid of all the garden weeds
Burned all the buildings.
Hunt and eat the deer
Medals Earned: 2/16 (30/495 points)
Play with the Metronome
Welcome to Jam Session! Master the Guitar! Begin with C Major.
Change Music Mode to Blues
Change Music Mode to Dorian
Change Music Mode to Locrian
Change Music Mode to Lydian
Change Music Mode to Minor
Change Music Mode to Mixolydian
Change Music Mode to Pentatonic
Change Music Mode to Phrygian
Try out the capo
Try Fretboard Quiz
Earn 100 Points in Fretboard Quiz
Earn 1000 Points in Fretboard Quiz
Flip the Guitar!
Adjust the Low E String to Drop D